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“I Ain’t No Ho! Ho! Ho!” Funny Christmas Unisex Sweatshirt
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The Fit That Won’t Quit!
Your personal style is a statement, and our sweatshirts are the canvas. We’re not just selling merch; we’re giving you a way to wear your identity. Crafted for comfort and designed for impact, our sweatshirts are where your vision meets our premium quality. Whether you’re making a statement, repping your tribe, or finding a one-of-a-kind gift, this sweatshirt is built for those who challenge the status quo. It’s a timeless piece designed to make you feel as authentic as you are.




Why It’s Your New Go-To

Without side seams
Designed without annoying side seams for a smooth, clean look. Because the only thing that should be irritating is the status quo.

Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Fiber composition
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, offering a cozy feel and classic fit.

Built to Last
Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures exceptional durability and longevity.

Age restrictions
For adults

Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Classic Comfort, Modern Edge
A relaxed, unisex fit that gives you room to move, scheme, and conquer. No constraints, just pure comfort.
No Itch, Just Comfort
The gray, pearlized tear-away label means no scratchy necks, just pure comfort.
Vibrant, High-Definition Prints
Our advanced printing technology ensures your design stays bold and vibrant, wash after wash.
Ethically Sourced
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan dyeing process uses OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, so you can feel good about what you wear.
Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) inside-out on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- Tumble dry low or hang-dry for the longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
- Do not dry clean.
Size Guide

| Inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.00 | 25.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 |
| Centimeters | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 50.50 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.00 | 76.00 | 81.00 | 86.00 |
| Length | 68.50 | 71.00 | 73.50 | 76.00 | 78.50 | 81.00 | 83.50 | 86.00 |
| Sleeve | 50.00 | 53.00 | 56.00 | 58.00 | 61.00 | 63.50 | 66.00 | 68.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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